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The Mail Train To Wimbledon



Sometimes I feel like I am alone.

Like when I say I like lettuce and peanut butter sandwiches. Or macaroni and milk.

When I say these things, no one ever pipes in with “Me, too!” or, “Can you believe it? So do I!”

No. When I say these things, I feel alone.

Certainly I know that there are fans of Wimbledon all over the world.

I mean, it is a Grand Slam, after all.

See. I bet a few of you just thought I was talking about the area in outer London.

No, Wimbledon is perfectly lovely, but my love is reserved for the Grand Slam tennis tournament –the Championship at Wimbledon.

Rarely around here do you hear “Did you see the Murray-Ferrer match?” or “Boy, am I tired because I had to wake up early to watch Tsonga-Kolschrieber play.”


Ok, there have been a few exceptional circumstances when Wimbledon has bubbled up to the American consciousness.  Most of you know about events like the epic Nadal-Federer Wimbledon match in 2008, which many have called the best tennis match of all time. And, surely, most of you have some awareness of the record smashing, marathon Isner-Mahut match in 2010, which was a jaw dropping 11 hours, 5 minutes long, and ended with an unfathomable final set score of 70-68.

I sense this is not getting your blood up the way it does mine, even if you know what I am talking about.

See.  Alone.

Well, you don’t know what you have been missing.

Time for a list.  I shall call this list “Why I Love Wimbledon (The Grand Slam Tennis Tournament, Not Just The London Suburb”):

  • It Is In London.     I love London.  I have always been a bit of an Anglophile, feeling what is probably some deep, genetic pull to the British Isles.  I spent a Senior Year abroad, living in Canterbury, which is a reasonable train ride away from London.  I spent a month in London before I started school, and spent many a night/wee morning on the mail train back to Canterbury after a bit of, em, er, well, FUN, in London.  Let’s just say I have memories there.  My husband and I honeymooned there, too, actually during the championships.  We didn’t make it out to Wimbledon or the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club.  We were em, er, well, BUSY.  Anyway, you get my drift.  But I love London and feel at home there, so, silly as it seems, I feel that Wimbledon is played in my familiar old backyard.

    photo from Zimbio

  • It Is On Grass.   Hence the All England LawnTennis and Croquet Club.  They play it ON GRASS!  Have you ever played tennis on grass?  Other than in your own backyard, with your brother, with a warped wooden racquet that you found in the basement?  NO!  It is a rare and wonderful thing.  I love it!  I know you picture Miss Honeychurch and George playing tennis in their just post Victorian whites, but this is serious tennis.  And on grass!  I love how the grass starts out pristine and perfect to a blade at the beginning of the two-week tournament.  I love how it is worn and patchy and non-existent at the baseline by the time the championship match is played, and the players can’t do a damn thing about it.  It is what it is, and they have to adjust.  You just don’t see that much adjusting anymore.

  • They Have To Wear White.  Maybe it is the Miss Bossy Pants in me, or maybe it is just that there is something comforting about a world that has rules that everyone has to follow, even if once in a while the rules don’t make any sense, but I LOVE that EVERYONE has to wear white.  Let me be clear.  I am glad that none of the other tournaments have this rule.  I am in favor of self expression and fashion and freedom in all ways, including on the tennis court (except for Andre Agassi in the acid-wash short, shorts and the mullet — that should have been banned EVERYWHERE).  But I absolutely love that, regardless of ranking or sponsor, all of the players have to wear white.  It is good for them.  The All England Club requires it of the players.  If they do not want to wear white, than they can take their play elsewhere, thank-you-very-much.  This year, they even made Victoria Azarenka, the number two seed in the women’s draw, change from a yellow t-shirt to a white shirt while she was on the practice court preparing to play Serena Williams.  So sorry, Ms. Azaranka, but rules is rules.  Love it.  The best part is that, not only do I picture these megarich professional tennis players having to follow these rules, but I imagine corporate giants Nike and Adiddas wringing their hands, saying “Drat! Nobody will rush out to by a duplicate of the PLAIN WHITE SHIRT that Roger Federer wore when he won the championship.”  Take that, corporate giants Nike and Addidas.  Rules is rules at the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club.

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  • The Tennis.  I really, really love watching tennis.  It truly is a man to man or woman to woman battle.  There really aren’t that many other one on one sports (other than boxing etc.) that involve an individual duking it out with another individual.  It can be unbelievably dramatic to watch two of the best in the world battle it out over a period of hours, one point at a time.  In a close match, it can be absolutely riveting.  One player can be running away with a match and then, one or two pivotal points can shift the momentum, and suddenly  you have a whole new match. And, as in all Grand Slams, the men play the best of five sets.  Oh, the potential for drama.  And on grass, the ball moves fast but bounces less high.  This results in some of the most incredible shot making.  It is just the best.
  • The Weather.  There is nothing like the unpredictability of the weather in the English early summer. Will it rain, or be windy, or cold or hot or humid?  Who knows?  Will they play or won’t they?  Will they start?  Will the tournament director stop play?  Will there be a 20 minute rain delay or an 8 hour one?  Will it be in the middle of a game or a tie break? Who knows?  The drama of Mother Nature’s role has only been intensified by the fairly recent addition of a retractable roof over center court.  Will they close it or won’t they?  Will they close it all of the way?  Will they close it to shade the Royal Box?  Which leads me to …

    Getty Images

  • The Royal Box.  First of all, there is a Royal Box.  Seriously, how cool is that?  Secondly, sometimes there are actually royals in there!  Ok, sometimes it is Princess Michael of Kent (yawn).  But sometimes it is Prince Charles, and once in a great while, for  a small portion of a match, THE QUEEN.  And now, of course …KATE MIDDLETON.  Love!

    photo from madhattery

  • The British.  I saved this for last.  I love the British.  Sure, every home country cheers for their own, and hopes for a native son or daughter champion.  But none, for so long, in vain.  Oh, how these British players tease and tempt the British fan, only to ultimately disappoint.  The fans come and patiently sit outside on Henman Hill, named after a recent great disappointment, and hope against hope that THIS TIME, Murray will be the one.  It will happen.  They will finally have a British champion at Wimbledon, the first since Fred Perry in 1936.  Oh, some are nitpickers — Murray is from Scotland, he is not English… but British he is.  And, oh! What fun to watch as the native fans cheer and hope and pray that this will be the year.  As I type this, Murray is playing Jo Wilfred Tsonga for a spot in the finals — Murray is up two sets to love and has an early break in the third.  Will it happen?  Will it be a Murray win in straight sets, or will  Frenchman Tsonga find a way to come back?  Will Murray choke?  Will Tsonga rally?  Only one way to find out…

    Guardian Uk

    Daily mail UK

Gotta go.


P.S.  Don’t get me started on the London Olympics.

Adventures In Decorating


Several  people have asked me for updates on my on-again, off-again relationship with the dream chest I was trying to purchase for my upstairs landing.  This is the chest I wrote about in my post entitled “That’s Why It Is Called A Reservation.”

For those who were not riveted by my first description of my rocky relationship, I will recap.  Saw chest, fell for chest, thought I had secured chest, went to pick up chest, chest was sold to another, heart was broken, possibility of another chest was on the horizon.  To be continued…

I am happy to report that, not only did I secure my new chest (after a fair amount of inconvenience), but the nice man at the Pier One in Fremont knocked a few additional dollars off it for my trouble.  The chest became the deal of the century.  Oh, and we have worked through the rough-patch in our relationship.

Here it is, sitting in its appointed spot.  What do you think?  Worth the emotional turmoil?

It is kind of like me — it doesn’t photograph well unless the lighting is JUST right.  And it looks taller and thinner in person.

Now, a word about me and decorating.

I can’t do it.

I really can’t.  Somehow, I was born without the innate ability to feather my nest.  I try, but it just doesn’t come naturally.

Now, to fully understand my decorating dilemmas , you need to know a bit about me.  You see, I am a total commitment-phobe.  Let’s just put it this way, I was engaged three times, but couldn’t quite go through with it until the last time.  There are many reasons why (not the least of which being that I was waiting for my husband, who, not unlike my dream chest, was just what I had been searching for, and, despite being a bit banged up, was the deal of the century).  But I will not go in to all of that  here.  Suffice it to say that most of the problem was my reluctance to commit.  Because when I do commit, I am all in.  That’s a big decision.

Anyway, now that I have been married and deeply committed in my relationship for 13 plus years, my aversion to commitment has transferred over to the decoration of my home.

Settled as I am with my husband, it now takes me FOREVER to settle down with a decorating choice.  For example, I have paint sample patches all over my walls because I can’t decide which color to go choose. (See those samples back behind my dream chest?  On those otherwise starkly white walls?)  When I first put these samples up, my husband was encouraged that I might be close to making a choice.

That was six months ago.

Closer to choosing colors?    No such luck.

All I have done is eliminate about 6 of the one hundred trillion colors in the world.

It may be a while.

This is why the chest thing was a big deal for me.

Thank goodness that worked out all right.

Anyway, this brings me to a decorating device that I can whole-heartedly recommend, especially for the decorating commitment-phobes like me.

The Fathead.

For those who don’t know, a Fathead is basically an industrial strength adhesive decal that you stick to the wall.  A Fathead sticks like nobody’s business, but comes off easily.   Best of all, it can be moved and reused!  Fabulous.

Ok, maybe not the decorating tool that will solve all of your interior design issues, but these things are great for your kids’ bedrooms , your play room or your basement.  I have also seen more than one Doctor’s office adorned with one of these babies.

I wish I could think of a way to decorate my living room with one without making it look like a frat house, but I can’t.  Oh well.

But the Fathead (and frankly, its knock-offs) have resolved several decorating roadblocks in my kids’ rooms.

Let’s take my son’s room.  I was considering repainting his room.  It was blue, because this went with the bedding for his crib.  He is now 12.  Might be time for a change.

I was considering a change to tan.  It would only take me about 5 years to choose from all of the possible tans.  This would bring him to his senior year in high school.

This might not work.

Then, the Giants won the World Series.  And I discovered the Fathead.

This is Andrew’s room now.

Nice, huh?

Another view.

And, while Fatheads aren’t exactly cheap, they are cheaper and far easier than painting.  Obviously the large one took two people to apply, but my husband and I got it on the wall in about 20 minutes.  The rest of the decals took about 5 minutes to apply.  They are very substantial and really adhere to the wall.

Best of all, they come right off and can be stored and/or re-applied.

So, in other words, if the Giants don’t shape up and make it to the post-season, Andrew can transfer his loyalties and remove them from his wall.

Not that he would do this.

But the Giants might want to start hitting.  Just in case.

Fatheads are primarily available in sports themes, though they do have a connection with Disney, so princesses, the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana are also available.  So are some superheros and Star Wars characters.

All of these leave my daughter flat.  She is no longer a Hannah Montana fan since she saw a picture of Miley Cyrus smoking.

But all is not lost.  I found non-Fathead decals at Cost Plus.  There I found all sorts of fashion and art related decals.  These decals were much thinner and somewhat more difficult to work with, but they were also much less expensive.

My daughter could express her personality, which, at 8, is a bit all over the place.

So, if you decorate your daughter’s walls with Miley Cyrus and then Miley gets her tongue pierced or arrested for shop-lifting, so what?  In an hour you can change your daughter’s room over to that of a Parisian fashionista!

These dealies are right up my alley — they don’t require commitment.

But if you come over to my house and find that my living room looks like this:

I do.  Require commitment, that is.  Please haul me off immediately.